at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
whenever someone calls Odin the worst father ever, i think of Denethor
who literally told Faramir that he wished he had died instead of Boromir
And tried to burn him alive
"gandalf should have just used the eagles to fly to mordor" roughly translates to "i have minimal understanding of tolkien’s universe and i believe that animals are nothing more than slaves to the human race"
THERE’S FUCKING 15 SATURDAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK
AND ONLY 13 UNTIL THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG